Thanks for visiting my site.

I want everyone to hear the story of my baby, Kristopher.  He went off and married an abusive wife.  SHE ONLY WANTED TO MARRY HIM BECAUSE HE'S SO HANDSOME AND HAS SOME MONEY.  What a tramp.

Kris used to be such a good boy, but when he met Jezebel, he totally changed.  He stopped talking to me, and it broke my heart.  My pillow is always wet every morning.  I must be crying in my dreams.

KRIS AND MOMMY

THE WORLD'S BEST MOM

Some boys take the prettiest girl to the prom

But I'd take you, 'cuz you're the world's best mom

Though I really like all my pokemon

I'd still "choose you", the world's best mom

And if I could register you any dot com

I'd choose 'www' dot world's best mom.

I love you, mommy.

Letter I wrote to Kris' wedding guests

Cry of a mournful mother

Update

Here is the poem that Kris wrote me when he was still a good little boy:

DISCLAIMER: This site is just a joke in response to another site (stevenandmommy.com).  Kris is a nice guy in real life and loves his mommy.  :)